For nearly 50 years, Denmark and Canada were technically in a whisky war — all because of a tiny, uninhabited rock in the Arctic called Hans Island.

Both countries claimed it, but instead of sending armies, they sent… bottles.

Whenever Canadian troops visited the island, they’d plant a flag — and leave a bottle of Canadian whisky. When Danes arrived later, they’d replace it with a Danish flag and a bottle of schnapps.

Back and forth it went for decades — a good-natured standoff with alcohol, not ammo.

In 2022, the two countries finally signed an agreement to split the island peacefully.
But for years, Hans Island was the world’s most polite warzone — complete with flags, drinks, and zero hard feelings.